AISubs v3.7
[The staff is surprised by Shibuya's unusual behavior]
What? That's gross.
[The staff is surprised by Shibuya's unusual behavior]
That's gross.
I'll clean up for now.
I'll clean up for you, too.
I don't need it!
I'll clean up for you.
What are you going to do?
I'll send you a reply when you're pissed off on LINE.
I'll send you a message on iCatch, too.
[I'll send you a message on iCatch, too.]
- Hey, guys! - Shibuya's in Kyoto!
It's Shibuya!
What's for lunch today?
[Shibuya's lunch is a sandwich.]
[Shibuya's lunch is a sandwich.] - You're out of stock and you're timing is off! - One minute!
- You're too quick! - You're using only the wink material!
- I'm not using it!
- So, today we ate a parent and child meal. - Think about it, parents and children.
- First of all, you plant small seeds in the ground. - Then you water it.
- You pick up other weeds and grass. - You do it every day for about a year.
- Then you can't make a lot of seeds. - You only pick up those seeds.
- Then you can't make a lot of seeds. - Then you can't make a lot of seeds.
- Then you use a single clove and fry it. - Then you use a single clove and fry it.
- Then you put it in water for about 40 seconds and adjust the heat. - Next is the white stuff like rice.
- Then you get the chicken and cut it into pieces.
- Then you take the wings and throw them in the pan. - Then you mix it with soy sauce and ginger.
I know it's weird, but you're working too hard.
That's amazing.
If you want to make it from scratch, it takes a lot of time.
It took me at least a year.
Let's say you're a god.
If you don't do that, you won't be able to eat once.
I think the first human being has a duty of being lightly set up.
It's called Mesonandrus.
Correct!
Isn't that amazing?
Out of all the food that was given in the beginning, what is the most expensive one?
Oranges and peels.
Peeling and putting effort into it is probably a little high in rank.
That's right.
It takes a lot of time to eat.
The one who brought the food that took a moment to eat is the winner.
We're going to fight in this world.
This time, the regulation is 100 grams.
We're going to fight in this world.
You have to prepare for the moment you eat it.
Whether Tetsuya is ready or I'm ready to eat.
We're going to calculate the amount of effort we're going to put into this ratio.
I'm looking forward to it.
That's the kind of game we're going to play.
This was really hard.
It was hard.
It wasn't really rare material.
I'll say it first, but the strongest one is shellfish.
I ate it with the word "shellfish".
Let's make a combination this time.
I'll put my finger in my mouth and the two of you who look like you will fight.
What is that game?
I'm the same as you.
I and Ryo are close.
Let's go first.
First match.
I've been thinking about going in and talking about it.
I may have made a mistake.
The reason is that I don't like population.
I made a mistake.
This is it.
Is this okay?
Isn't it strong?
Yesterday, I talked to my friends and said, "Don't say stupid things."
It's strong.
There is no such thing as "one child" and "two children".
That's why you said you made a mistake.
It's embarrassing for me to bring what Tetsuya said.
There is a first child and a second child.
I'm looking forward to it.
What do you mean?
It's weird.
I'll go with this.
Until you say "dang" here.
Please.
I'll go.
Get ready.
Start.
I'll open all of them for now.
I will never have fun.
Do your best.
If you make a mistake, you'll end up making this.
It's good.
I'll make it there.
One.
Two.
Three.
Mix it up.
I'll mix it up.
I'm looking forward to it.
I've changed my mind.
I'll do it now.
You're fast.
We can do it together.
What is this snack?
This snack is dangerous.
Put the powder and mix it until the color changes again.
I did it!
I suddenly got it.
It's amazing.
I don't care about meat.
Is it this fluffy?
It's heavy.
Wait a minute.
It's over when you put the third candy on it.
It's dangerous.
I don't like it when you tell me to eat it.
This is 100g of merdernerde.
I did it!
The time is...
4 minutes and 15 seconds.
It's too late.
When did you eat it?
I'll show you how to eat it.
I'll eat it with a piece of cheek.
Ready...
I'll eat it.
It doesn't look good.
Show me!
I can't eat it.
Are you stupid?
It's dangerous.
What are you doing?
It's been a long time.
I'm hungry.
I want you to eat it.
I don't like it because it's a candy.
I did it!
5...
5 minutes and 6 seconds.
It's over!
It's funny.
I'll retire.
I'm sorry.
We have the same ratio.
If you can eat it in 10 seconds, you win.
That's right.
It's my turn!
This is what I brought with me!
PIZZA!
Pizza?
Let's make pizza.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
But this is going to take a lot of time.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
Oh, wait, it's easy.
Isn't it pretty fast?
No, you have to break it one by one and throw it in.
Is this it?
Oh, my God!
It's here!
It's too old.
It's a cute guy.
Wow, this is bad.
Don't hit me.
Hahaha!
People are shaking their hearts!
Hahaha!
Don't shake it!
Isn't it too much?
Isn't this a little too much?
Shut up!
It's because it's true!
I did it!
Don't say it out loud!
It's because it's the most real thing in life that I'm so excited!
Okay, that's enough!
Time! 5 minutes and 55 seconds!
That's strong!
Wow, that's a lot!
Shiba Inu, are you ready?
Here we go!
Ready...
Go!
You put too much in!
Wow, that's a lot!
You put it all in!
It's okay!
Isn't it too much?
No, it's okay!
It's a lot!
You're winning!
It's getting stuck!
Oh no, it's getting stuck!
Go!
Shiba Inu, your time!
4 minutes and 49 seconds!
You're winning normally!
The weight of the insect glass is...
0.8333333...
That's not good!
Shiba Inu's time is...
1.22 seconds!
Shiba Inu wins the first round!
I did it!
Shiba Inu wins!
Shou!
Yes!
And...
Negotiation time!
You couldn't bring the 100g one...
So, here's what I brought!
It's huge!
It's a huge mandarin orange!
A huge mandarin orange!
It's nice, no matter how you look at it!
But it's more than 100g.
If it's more than 100g, it means that it's not good.
It's not bad, but...
By the way, how much is this?
270g...
270g?!
Huh?!
Is it that big?!
It's 288g.
Is it 3 times 1?
I guess it's fine like this.
I did it!
Then, I'll go with the huge mandarin orange!
There's a bag inside, right?
There's a part that's called "bag and bean", and there's a part that's called "bag and delicious place".
I want to eat only delicious places!
Including white parts...
What?!
Could you wash your hands first?
It's hard...
It's annoying...
Are you ready?
Yes!
Ready...
Go!
Wow, I see!
Oh, I see, I see!
I did it!
I blew it!
It was faster to peel it like an apple, wasn't it?
Wow, I can't eat that amount of salt.
Okay, I peeled off the big side.
Is it fast?
One more.
Oh, this is what's inside.
Oh, great!
This is difficult!
Wait a minute, I really don't want to eat this.
This is good, right?
Oh, gross!
You're annoying! You're ugly!
Hey, stop it!
I really don't like it.
It's like you've taken it all out of me.
I really don't like it.
It's like you've taken it all out of me.
Isn't it too little of what you've taken out of me?
Are you taking an insert properly, Shibayu?
I am.
Hey!
You're such a pervert!
Wait a minute.
This is so difficult that I can't even say it out loud.
Wait a minute.
Damn it!
This is so difficult!
Seriously, it's too difficult!
What is this?!
I really don't like it.
I really don't want to eat it.
I wonder if I can do it because of how gross it is.
Hey, stop it!
Don't touch me!
Okay!
Time! Time! Time! Time!
7 minutes and 52 seconds!
That's so long!
It's definitely not going to take that long.
This is so easy!
There's a strong theory.
This might have been strong.
But 0.8 seconds is 2 seconds.
Alright!
This is bad!
Alright!
I want to try it too.
Let's do it.
Okay.
Ready, set...
That was fast.
Is it good?
Yeah, it's good.
There's a lot of fiber in it.
Wow, that's fast.
Are you okay? Are you stuck?
I'm stuck.
I'm definitely stuck in this game.
Why is everyone stuck?
Okay!
1 minute and 52 seconds!
Yay!
That's fast!
That's strong!
This is what we brought with us.
Instead of saving the strongest one forever, we might as well give it a taste.
I'm going to do my best.
Okay.
Okay, I'll bring it.
This is what I brought with me.
Ta-da!
Oh!
Dairy.
I brought some dairy.
Dairy.
Oh, you're right.
This has seeds in it.
Okay.
So I'm going to peel it, take the seeds out, and give it to you.
What?!
We're doing the same thing.
Yeah, we're pretty much doing the same thing.
How much should we make this?
Oh, this is 200.
204.
How about this much?
Seeds too, huh?
Seeds too.
Okay, let's do it.
Ready, set...
Bang!
So...
It's about time we took it off, right?
This is bad, this is bad.
Now we just have to peel it off.
- That's the only way. - Yeah, that's the only way.
- Oh, it's smaller now. - Oh, it's smaller now.
- Wow! - Oh, this is a hassle.
- This is a hassle! - It's fine!
This is really a hassle!
- The skin that's not slimy is really annoying. - Yeah, it's annoying.
Because it's grape-flavored, it doesn't look like it's been absorbed by God.
He put a lot of this edible part in one bite size, so it's really gross.
It's definitely banana-flavored.
- It's like a human coming out of a bag and peeling it off. - Yeah, peeling it off vertically.
- And then eating it like this. - Banana is gross!
- Wait, I think it might work. - I didn't think it would take this long.
- It's over. - Today's the last one.
- Okay! - Okay!
- 5 minutes and 28 seconds! - Ooh!
- If you eat it in less than a minute, you win. - Yeah.
- Wow, it looks like you can drink it, grapes! - It's pretty small now.
- Wait a minute, this looks good! - This looks really good!
- This is the grape I peeled off! - Here we go!
Ready... Set...
Bang!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
It's like an animal!
Whoa!
- It's too fast! - It's too fast!
- Huh? - Huh?
- It's too fast! - It's too fast!
- Huh?! - It's over!
- You're the winner! - Okay, the result is...
- 18 seconds! - Hey!
- You're too happy! - You're the winner!
You're the winner, so it's fine!
- I thought I'd won by a lot. - Yeah.
- The winner is... - Ryo!
- 4.21 seconds! - And I'm...
- 18.22 seconds! - 18.21 seconds?!
- I'm 0.8 seconds! - But still...
- It'd be great if we could win in the finals. - Yeah.
- Okay, let's go to the finals! - Hey!
- Hey, did I lose to a pistachio? - Yeah!
FINAL ROUND
Okay, I'll go first!
The one I brought with me is...
This guy!
Oh!
- Kiwi! - Wasn't peeling a kiwi really hard?
- If you're a good peeler... - No, but...
- If you're just looking... - You can do it.
You can't cut it in half.
If you were to bite it all the way to the end, would you be okay with cutting it in half?
- If you were to put one in my mouth... - That's...
- The only way to win. - Hahaha!
- It's a random battle, right? - Do you have seeds you don't want to eat in the end?
- Whoa! - Hahaha!
- It's over, it's over, it's over! - Ready, set... - Okay, let's go!
- It's a little hard kiwi, so it's easy to peel, isn't it? - I've never done this properly.
- The way you hold the knife is amazing! - Isn't it like this?
- You're like a ninja! - Hahaha!
- Oh no, this is the hard part of the second half. - It's so hard...
- Yes! - Whoa!
- 1 minute and 40 seconds! - Somehow, it's like the fastest preparation...
- It's like the fastest preparation... - Whoa!
- It's like a record. - Gokkun! Gokkun!
- It's like this, right? - Hahaha!
- Ready... set... - Gokkun!
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- Hurry up and finish the water! - The only way to win against kiwi!
- Hurry up and drink it! - Hahaha!
- Don't die, don't die! - Gokkun!
- Hurry up and drink it! - Gokkun!
- Wait a minute, who is this? - Gokkun!
- What's with that face? - Gokkun, don't go like this.
- It's coming out, it's coming out! - Hahaha!
- Hurry up and drink it! - Gah!
- Okay, 58 seconds! - Whoa!
- It's okay, but... - It's okay, but...
- It's better than I thought! - Yeah, it's true.
- Tetsuya is also in second place now. - The final will be the worst match.
- Okay, I'll take it. - Okay!
- My final partner is... - This one!
- Whoa! - It's the same!
- Can I say it's the same? - Yeah.
- I'll peel this off and remove the seeds and just put it in my mouth. - Okay.
- Can you use a knife or not? - Shibai, you cut your finger off.
- It's like a super big kiwi. - Hahaha!
- Well, I'll use a knife. - Okay, Shibai-san, are you ready? - Yes!
- Ready... - Set...
- Gah! - Be careful.
- Be careful, you'll get hurt. - Oh!
- It's out of the zone. - If it was true, you'd be in first place.
- Okay... - It's out of the zone.
- Hahaha! - It's out of the zone.
- Wow! - This is good!
- You ignored me! - I ignored you!
- How is it? - It's bigger than I expected.
- It doesn't have much of a kick. - Without anything, it's still good.
- I think we can go home now. - Take it off!
- I can't take it off... - It's so hard to eat without any other flavors.
- It's so big. - It's a little swollen and it's not coming off.
- Oh! It's out! - It's out!
- I can't take it off... - Hahaha!
- Is it ready? - Oh, this is bad...
- It's sticking to the plate! - It's stuck to the plate!
- Okay... - Okay!
- 2 minutes and 11 seconds! - It took me a little longer...
- 2 minutes and 11 seconds... - This is just raw abalone...
- If you just make tuna in your head... - But it's so soft.
- But it's fun. It's a good match. - Yeah, it's a good match.
- I can't read it. - Here we go!
- Okay! - Get ready...
- Start!
- Go!
- What's up with this guy? He's fast! - Yeah, he's fast.
- He's fast! - What's up with this guy?
- Mmm! - What?
- Oh! Eguimi's here! - Of course it is. That amount is too much.
- What? What? What's that move? - Tuna... teacher!
- In front of the tuna teacher... - Mmm!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Ah! - Yes!
- Oh? - How is it?!
- 1 minute and 11 seconds! - Mmm?!
- How is it?
- Did you get it?!
- I got it. - The score is...
- Uh... Shibayu! - 1.724!
- The score is 1.845! - Wow!
- Shibayu wins! - Yeah!
- That was so close! - That's a good win.
- That's a really good win. - That's a really good win.
- What's up with this few-point Olympics? - Hahaha!
- By the way, what did you prepare, Io-san? - Shrimp.
- Ah, shrimp. That's right. - Mmm!
- I also prepared a mango steem shrimp. - Mango steem?
- It's like a wood-like shell, and it's got a lot of meat in it. - Oh!
- I've never had it before. - Yeah.
- It's so heavy, I want you to give up some of it. - Okay.
- I'll have some of this, too. - Hmm?
- Ah! Coconut! - Ah!
- I love eating sub-chan and coconut together. - Hahaha!
- Should we make you sub-chan this time? - Hahaha!
- Well, that's what happened. - Yeah.
- On the contrary, I'm grateful that God made it so easy for me to eat like this.
- I'm also grateful that humans took the time and made it for me.
- Well, well, I'll eat it properly when I eat it.
- That's what I'm talking about. - Hahaha!
- I don't know what you're talking about. - Hahaha!
- Go ahead and do it. - I'm sorry.